We are all screwed.
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Clark Kent, the All-American Ubermensch, is renouncing his U.S. Citizenship in Action Comics #900 which means doom, death, and despair for us all. You all remember the rampage that commie Superman caused, all the carnage caused, all the lives lost…
It horrifies me to imagine this all happening over again.
That’s right, kids. Your favorite hero is now an illegal immigrant and robbing jobs from perfectly good American journalists. It is bad enough that he is from Krypton.
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Lex Luthor was right: Fuck Superman!
President, I urge you to strike preemptively. Send a Kryptonite encased nuclear bomb down his throat and bury the pieces of him in desolate places across the galaxy.
Your friend and compatriot in the cause of neutralizing a grave national security threat to the United States,
TOBY WENE
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